This week I had a chance to participate in a project meeting related to soft computing. A part of the meeting was a brainstorm-like session, dedicated to the generation of relevant topics for future research in the field. I was listening very carefully, writing everything down, and trying to generalize somewhat. By the end of the meeting my generalization attempts succeeded and now I can easily generate relevant topics in arbitrary numbers without any external help. In an act of openness, unprecedented elsewhere in scientific circles, I'm sharing this secret technology with you here.
For the curious: here is the source code.